honey, you and your friends always know when to put on that song for me.
"kiss me, underneath the milky twilight…"
honey, of course I’d be the mouth in the middle.
you and your friends wouldn’t have it any other way.
honey, you can pick any man you want for me…so long as he’s handsome, in control and full of romance.
same as you like to be taken, just be sure to bring home two of them.
and people wonder how we’ve managed to keep things romantic all these years. if they only knew.
75% of women had a bigger dick before you came along.
honey, how can this number even be right…
*all* the dicks I’ve had have been bigger than mine. especially when they slide inside me and mine goes all soft and girly.
Her husband’s little boy erection just doesn’t measure up to a real man.
omg honey, he’s SO much bigger than my smooth 4”.
(turns around, slides down panties, bends over…as usuall)
honey, this is absolutely *swoon* -worthy and all, but be sure to tell him that trick you learned…
a little tongue in my ear triggers my hips to push back with a mind of their own, no matter how big it is.
honey, you always make my friends feel right at home with me.
How should a sissy clit look like #74
honey, if you made me a Pinterest board for my style this would soo be on it.
just think what all our friends would say when you shared it.
Good girl’s always stay flaccid.
honey, i know just what I’ll wear when we renew our vows in Vegas…
…but this time i get to say the wife part.
honey, one of these days I’m hoping you’ll realize that keeping me completely bare and smooth is perfect for our own kind of tribbing.
yes, obviously I’m still the bottom. *giggle*